Surviving here is all about perspective

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

(Source: nevillles, via marvelmovies)

— Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)

(via chawwlie)


im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case

(Source: montnarpasse, via rainbowkandy)

— me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)

(via chawwlie)


(Source: c4rtoonnetwork, via amusicalblog)

9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
3am: "FUCK."
4am: "FUCK."
5am: "OKAY."

phantompierce:

neptunain:

great gatsby (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

wolf of wallstreet (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

django unchained (2012): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

(via amusicalblog)

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

(via amusicalblog)

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

Person: “Why don’t you say the pledge?”

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Person: “Don’t you love this country?”

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Person: “Why don’t you love this country?”

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Person: “Don’t you trust the government?”

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Person: “Why don’t you support the war/military?”

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Person: “Traitor!”

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(via villidajedi)

(Source: niadidas, via horrorshowzen)

edgarallenglow:

public school in a nut shell

(Source: donrickles, via chawwlie)

Anonymous said: how the heck did you get so many followers?

gnarly:

chefboyardeezie:

was it an ugly selfie or was no one online???? - based on a true story

(Source: kuzco2000, via liznathaly)

frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)

(Source: frankiemarx420, via liznathaly)

jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

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(Source: abrotion, via liznathaly)

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