Surviving here is all about perspective

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partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

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Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

carpaydiem:

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in

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trillaryclinton:

illumahottie:

Bye

it looked like someone deep fried this meme

trillaryclinton:

illumahottie:

Bye

it looked like someone deep fried this meme

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bootyscientist:

jordans are minimum $180

and yall think it’s “funny” to damage $180 goods?

that’s like steppin on 3 PS4 games, nevermind the fact that it’s just blatantly disrespectful anyway

trust and believe you are going to catch hands

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vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

image

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urgentcum:

today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?

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— Story of my life (via continent)

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